Archive for the 'Humor' Category

New Rules for Pie Eating Contest

Wigan, England, known for the annual world championship, pie-eating contest, has adopted a new rule in favor of healthier eating. Where winning formerly depended on eating the most meat and potato pies in 3 minutes, it now depends on eating a single pie in the shortest length of time. Gravy has been eschewed as complaints […]

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Man Eats 50 Year Old Chicken — To Celebrate Anniversary!

From the BBC
Les and Beryl Lailey, of Denton, Gtr Manchester, England received a tinned chicken as a wedding gift 50 years ago. Until this past February they kept the tin intact in their kitchen cupboard.
“We kept it safe, and I always said ‘on my 50th wedding anniversary I’m going to eat that chicken’ - so […]

From an irreverent Canadian Blog

new plumber Posted - 5/14/2006 8:23:14 PM
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I am going to be a plumber is it hard to do?
Lemmings. Posted - 5/14/2006 8:25:00 PM
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Not really, just gotta wear those pants really low.
Mike Asplundh Posted - 5/14/2006 8:37:39 PM
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Just remember this and you’ll do fine, water runs downhill, never put you […]

Bushisms and Unbalanced Budgets

President George Bush’s budget plan proposes a record $3.5 billion increase in new user fees. He may not hate taxes as much as he loves shifting the costs of services to the users of services. How about also proposing abuser fees that would shift some of the pain of hearing the english language […]