Archive for February, 2006

Freeman a Freed Man

Saturday, February 11th, 2006

Payson AZ: 75 year old Ernie Freeman plunged down an abandoned well-shaft in late January. He stopped only when his clothing finally snagged on debris. He’d been working in a shed with volunteers for the local historical society when he unexpectedly disappeared through the rotten boards that covered the well.

After being rescued by area emergency crews he said, ”I was a good 20 feet down. My feet didn’t touch the bottom. If the water had gone over my head, I would have been in big trouble.” There was an estimated 30 feet of water in the well.

You can read the full story here…

Bushisms and Unbalanced Budgets

Saturday, February 11th, 2006

President George Bush’s budget plan proposes a record $3.5 billion increase in new user fees. He may not hate taxes as much as he loves shifting the costs of services to the users of services. How about also proposing abuser fees that would shift some of the pain of hearing the english language abused to those who abuse it?

A colleague sent me this collection of Bushisms: some old and some new…

Can the English language survive?


”The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.”
- George W. Bush

”If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.”
- George W. Bush

”One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is ’to be prepared’.”
- George W. Bush

”I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.”
- George W.Bush

”The future will be better tomorrow.”
- George W. Bush

”We’re going to have the best educated American people in the world.”
- George W. Bush

”I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.”
- George W. Bush

”We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.”
- George W. Bush

”Public speaking is very easy.”
- George W. Bush

”A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.”
- George W. Bush

”We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.”
- George W. Bush

”For NASA, space is still a high priority.”
- George W. Bush

”Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.”
- George W. Bush

”It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.”
- George W. Bush

”It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.”
- George W. Bush

To Play Pianissimo

Saturday, February 11th, 2006

American Life in Poetry: Column 043

BY TED KOOSER, U.S. POET LAUREATE

Lola Haskins, who lives in Florida, has written a number of poems about musical terms, entitled ”Adagio,” ”Allegrissimo,” ”Staccato,” and so on. Here is just one of those, presenting the gentleness of pianissimo playing through a series of comparisons.

To Play Pianissimo

Does not mean silence.
The absence of moon in the day sky
for example.

Does not mean barely to speak,
the way a child’s whisper
makes only warm air
on his mother’s right ear.

To play pianissimo
is to carry sweet words
to the old woman in the last dark row

who cannot hear anything else,
and to lay them across her lap like a shawl.

From ”Desire Lines: New and Selected Poems,” BOA Editions, Rochester, NY. Copyright (c) 2004 by Lola Haskins and reprinted by permission of the author and the publisher. This weekly column is supported by The Poetry Foundation, The Library of Congress, and the Department of English at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln. This column does not accept unsolicited poetry.